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Quotes for Surgeons


Here are a few assorted quotes related to the branch of Surgery. You might have read and heard a few of these before. Some of them are really amusing. Cheers to the passion of learning surgery!



It is better to open and see than to wait and see. 
-Sidney Cuthbert Wallace (1907)
Quotes for Surgeons


The flat abdomen is a good abdomen. 
-G A Decker

Abdominal wall closure: if it looks all right, it’s too tight – if it looks too loose, it’s alright. 
-Matt Oliver
Quotes for Surgeons



Better to have a piece of peritoneum on the bowel than a piece of bowel on the peritoneum.
Quotes for Surgeons


Two things surgeons fear the most are God and peritonitis. 
-Henri Mondor (1885 - 1962)
Quotes for Surgeons


Never let the skin stand between you and the diagnosis
Quotes for Surgeons


Who learns anatomy from books should operate on books only
Quotes for Surgeons


The advent of anaesthesia has made it so that any idiot can become a surgeon. 
-William Stewart Halsted (1852 – 1922)
Quotes for Surgeons



There is an inverse relationship between the surgeon’s ability and the frequency he asks for more muscle relaxants.
Quotes for Surgeons


A surgeon is someone who likes to operate, an anaesthetist is someone who doesn’t like to give anaesthetics. 
-David M. Dent
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He is not even fit for a haircut under local anaesthesia


Quotes for Surgeon



Blood brain barrier: the screen between the surgeon and the anaesthetist.
Quotes for Surgeons

The patient who can’t be intubated should be intubated.




Surgery is not an art, it is a personality disorder.

Have plenty of assistance but not many assistants. 
-Augustus C. Bernays (1854 - 1907)


A good assistant does not always become a good chief, but a bad assistant never does. 

A good chief has always been a good assistant. 
-Charles F. M. Saint (1886 - 1973)


A surgeon operates as good as his assistant permits.


The surgical resident is like a mushroom: kept in the dark, fed shit and expected to grow.

Poor surgeons can improve but poor assistants never become good surgeons. 
-Moshe Schein

All bleeding eventually ceases - when the patient is dead. 
-Guy de Chauliac (1300 - 1368)

The only weapon with which the unconscious patient can immediately retaliate upon the incompetent surgeon is haemorrhage. 
-William Stewart Halsted

There are four degrees of intra-operative haemorrhage: 1. Why did I get involved in this operation? 2. Why did I become a surgeon 3. Why did I become a doctor? 4. Why was I born?. 
-Alexander Artemiev


Blood bank is the surgeon’s gas station.


The most common cause of post-operative coagulopathy: poor haemostasis. Operative atlases never bleed.

The most important clotting factor is the surgeon. 
-Moshe Schein

In men nine out of ten abdominal tumours are malignant, in women nine out of ten abdominal tumours are the pregnant uterus. 
-Rutherford Morris (1853 - 1939)

A physician is someone who knows everything and does nothing.
A surgeon is someone who does everything and knows nothing.
A psychiatrist is someone who knows nothing and does nothing.
A pathologist is someone who knows everything and does everything too late.
— Anonymous

At a given instant everything the surgeon knows suddenly becomes important to the solution of the problem. You can't do it an hour later, or tomorrow. Nor can you go to the library and look it up.
— John W. Kirklin

On Saturday, I was a surgeon in South Africa, very little known ... [and] ... On Monday, I was world renowned.
— Christiaan Barnard

Sepsis is an insult to a surgeon.
— Anonymous

There is no better surgeon than a man with many scars.
— Spanish Proverb

I don’t dawdle. I'm a surgeon. I make an incision, do what needs to be done and sew up the wound. There is a beginning, a middle, and an end.
— Richard Selzer

As a surgeon you have to have a controlled arrogance. If it's uncontrolled, you kill people, but you have to be pretty arrogant to saw through a person's chest, take out their heart and believe you can fix it. Then, when you succeed and the patient survives, you pray, because it's only by the grace of God that you get there
            — Mehmet Oz

A good surgeon doesn't just concentrate on technical ability, but also on the appropriateness of what you're doing. 
— Benjamin Carson 

 

To be great, a surgeon must have a fierce determination to be the leader in his field. He must have a driving ego, a hunger beyond money. He must have a passion for perfectionism. He is like the actor who wants his name in lights. 
— Donald B. Effler

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Here are some great surgery quotes from an episode of “THE SURGEON’S CUT “ featuring Dr Devi Shetty which is available on Netflix.


        1.For me Surgery is an art and all surgeons are artists.Whatever we do ..in the end it should look beautiful .If it looks beautiful it always works.


       2.As Surgeons we should be supremely confident of our skills .


     3.The worst thing is to see one of your patients you operated on die.The patient dies  once ,but we die a hundred times. And that particular day,believe me I’m in no mood to do anything .I cancel rest of the operations ..I just want  to  be left alone .


    4.My mother was deeply spiritual so when  something goes wrong,it is my spirituality that keeps me going .


5.I feel I am an instrument in the hands of God and I do exactly what he wants me to do .Nothing more nothing less.


6.Believing that someone else is in command and that I am an instrument in the hands of god  ,I do exactly what he wants me to do .This helps me get rid of my anxiety and nervousness .


7.The skill of surgery is given by God and it should be available to everyone .


8.I don’t find myself extraordinary other than the passion to cut and stitch .


9.To the 4000 children I operated in Kolkata :All I ask of you is -can you spend a few minutes of your precious time with someone who need it without expecting anything back in return .”



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Here is some offbeat stuff which is getting relevant for medical education today. These days we are seeing a changing trend where most of the medical students are dumping paper textbooks and switching to eBook reader devices. Many of the exam preparation resources are also available online along with MCQ question banks and Online Mock tests, both in form of websites and Apps. So having a good  tablet with handwriting function is becoming a necessity.

But when you decide to buy one, choosing the best one becomes a tough task.  In this post I will be guiding you on eBook readers which are best for reading Medical textbooks. I currently own a iPad 7th generation Wifi with 32GB and have been satisfied accept for the eBook portability issues difficulty in downloading free ebook (quite a few work arounds are there to tackle these issues). Reviewing the best ones here:

iPad series


The latest models include following:

Latest Apple Tablets
Apple iPad (2019) Wi-Fi + Cellular Link (Click here)
Apple iPad (2019) Wi-FiLink (Click here)
Apple iPad mini (2019) Wi-Fi + CellularLink (Click here)
Apple iPad mini (2019) Wi-FiLink (Click here)
Apple iPad Pro (11-inch) 2018 Wi-Fi + CellularLink (Click here)
Apple iPad Pro (11-inch) 2018 Wi-FiLink (Click here)

Pros:


  • Versatility to do much more than just reading books
  • Can be used for many medical apps
  • Excellent screen resolution and no eye fatigue even after reading for long hours. This is single best quality of ipads which makes it a best device for reading medical textbooks
  • Can display diagrams, surgical images, graphs and schematics in full color
  • Don't hang
  • Kindle books can be accessed by installing Kindle app


Cons:


  • Costly
  • Compatibility issues if you want to move a book from your ipad to other device or vice e versa. It is possible but requires effort.
  • Distractions in reading by other features like social media apps

Below are some good value for money ipad models and comparison between them  (Wifi models are better value for money than 3G/4G models, as you can use your phone to create a hotspot):

Models Apple iPad 10.2-inch (Latest Model) Apple iPad Air (3rd Generation) Apple iPad mini (Latest Model)
Ratings 4.2 out of 5 stars (68) 4.6 out of 5 stars (874) 4.6 out of 5 stars (292)
Display 10.2‑inch Retina display 10.5‑inch Retina display with True Tone 7.9‑inch Retina display with True Tone
Secure authentication Touch ID Touch ID Touch ID
Chip A10 Fusion chip with 64-bit architecture, Embedded M10 coprocessor A12 Bionic chip with 64‑bit architecture, Neural Engine, Embedded M12 coprocessor A12 Bionic chip with 64‑bit architecture, Neural Engine, Embedded M12 coprocessor
Camera 8MP camera with HDR and 1080p HD video 8MP camera with HDR and 1080p HD video 8MP camera with HDR and 1080p HD video
Video 1080p HD video recording 1080p HD video recording 1080p HD video recording
Apple Pencil Compatibility Apple Pencil Apple Pencil Apple Pencil
Smart Keyboard Compatibility Compatible with Bluetooth keyboards Compatible with Smart Keyboard and Bluetooth keyboards Compatible with Bluetooth keyboards
Connector Lightning connector Lightning connector Lightning connector


Android based tablets



Pros:
  • Versatility to do much more than just reading books
  • No compatibility issues while transferring downloaded pdf documents and books
  • Cheaper than iPads
  • Can be used for medical apps in android market
  • Can display diagrams, surgical images, graphs and schematics in full color
  • Kindle books can be accessed by installing Kindle app

Cons:

  • Some of them take some time to respond to load large books
  • Screen quality not as good as ipads
  • Distractions in reading by other features like social media apps

Below are some good android based tabs for Medical textbook reading:

Lenovo Yoga Tab 3 10 Tablet (10 inch, 16GB, Wi-Fi Only)



Samsung Galaxy Tab E SM-T561 Tablet (9.6 inch,8GB,Wi-Fi+3G+Voice Calling)



Kindle series


Pros:
  • Basic eInk Kindle good for light reading but not good for seeing image loaded content like Anatomy atlas or Surgical textbooks
  • Good for bedtime reading
  • Lesser strain on eyes 
  • Cheap
  • Kindle doesn’t offer easy access to Facebook or Twitter avoiding distractions


Cons:
  • Not possible to take notes
  • No color images
  • Slower in response time
  • On screen keyboard is not good
Below are the available Kindle models:









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